Monday, January 19, 2009

Lizzie has a penis, part two thousand nine

Maybe lizzie is a bitch. Yup, she is.
My tummy hurts.
OH! I drew my affection for Ms. Lee on her face (A heart weirdos.) and she doesn't appreciate it cause she's a bitch. I had boba today, and i liked it.
I have no life, says Lizzie.
I love Edward Cullen in the movie Twilight, Lizzie.
I am cold.

So Lizzie put a horrible yet funny picture up on her myspace of her&I being stupid. Go look!

UGH!. So this bitch at Happy is not a good waitress or she's on her period. Now I fucking want Donburi. Get me some?

I am being hella random. cause lizzie is being a bitch.

Lizzie is going to have her period on her birthday.

Even though she has a penis, she still gets a penis period. Makes sense if you think about it.

Usher is a good artist. Lizzie's laptop hates me. Lizzie got it bad, and she's hella cute.
She's singing to Usher and wants me to have sex with her, she is a horny little Chinese girl.

So I'm hella Chinese for knowing what her Grandpa said on the phone today.
Lizzie is to Usher, as Katya is to Fall Out Boy.
That is the lesson of the day children.

Hi, I'm Lizzie! Katya likes to eat squid. Yup, she's a fattass bitch.
(:

Lizzie loves SQUID!
Night'All!

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